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Google Talk chatback badge

I found this great tool, just add a new element to your blog and let the visitors to say hello!.


you can find it here:

http://www.google.com/talk/service/badge/New

and it looks like this:

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La tienda de maridos

Así pues, una mujer entra a la tienda de maridos, a buscar un esposo. Y se lee así en el letrero en la puerta del 1er. piso:

  • Piso 1: Estos hombres tiene trabajo.
  • El 2o. letrero del siguiente piso se lee : Estos hombres tienen trabajo y aman a los niños.
  • El 3er letrero se lee: Estos hombres tienen trabajo, aman a los niños y son extremadamente bien parecidos.

'Ah chinga !!!!' Piensa ella, pero siente la necesidad de continuar adelante.

Ella va al 4o. Piso y en el letrero se lee:

  • Estos hombres tienen trabajo, aman a los niños, Dios los dejo caer del cielo (por aquello que son unos ángeles de guapos) y además ayudan con todo el quehacer de la casa.

'uta madre !!!, tengan piedad de mi ¡¡¡' grita la mujer, ' me siento mareada¡''. Aún así, ella continua al 5o. Piso.

En el letrero se lee:

  • Piso 5: Estos hombres tiene trabajo, aman a los niños, son unos ángeles de guapos, ayudan con el quehacer, y tienen un fuerte romanticismo.

Ella se siente tentada a quedarse, pero continua y al llegar al 6o piso encuentra un letrero.

  • Piso 6: Tú eres el visitante núm 31,456,012 en este piso.

No hay hombres en este piso. Este piso existe solamente como prueba de que a las mujeres es imposible complacerlas. !!Gracias por su compra en la tienda de maridos ¡¡¡

Para evitar broncas de género y todas esas cosas feministas, el dueño abre una nueva tienda enfrente de la calle para hombres.

El 1er. piso tiene esposas que aman el sexo.

El 2o. piso tiene esposas que aman el sexo y tiene dinero.

El 3ero, 4o, 5o, y 6o pisos nunca han sido visitados.

cortesía de Octavio.

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Flickr Explore!


Day # 94 - Such Style..., originally uploaded by Fallen Exq.

http://flickr.com/explore/interesting/2007/7/20/page50

Day # 94 - Such Style...

Congrats Marynka =)

Clases de Orgasmos

1.Asmática:¡ahh...ahhh...ahhh!
2.Geográfica: ¡Aquí, aquí, aquí, aquí!
3.Matemática: ¡Más, más, más, más!
4.Religiosa: ¡Ay Dios mío, ay Dios mío!
5.Suicida: ¡Me muero, me muero!
6.Homicida: Si paras ahora, ¡Te mato!
7.Zootecnista: ¡Venga mi macho, venga!
8.Porrista: ¡Dale...dale...dale!
9.Profesora de inglés: Oh... yes, oh...good...
10.Tipo Proyecto Uno:¡No pares! ¡Sigue, sigue!...¡No pares! ¡Sigue,sigue!
11.Negativa: ¡Nooo, noooo!
12.Positiva: ¡Sí...sí...sí!
13.Profesora: Sí...eso...por ahí...muy bien...correcto...perfecto.
14.Desinformada: ¿Qué es esto?... ¿Por qué?... ¿Qué me haces?
15.Analista de sistemas: OK. El proceso ha finalizado con éxito.
16.Clarividente: Lo siento venir... ya casi viene... lo veo, lo veo.
17. El Orgasmo falso: '¡Ay! ¡Ay! ¡Bajate ya!'
18. El Orgasmo confuso: 'Oh sí, oh No, Oh Dios..'
19.El orgasmo Beisbolista: '¡Me voy, me voooy, me fui!'
20.El orgasmo profetico: '¡Me vengo; me vengoooo!!!'

Luego de los orgasmos pasamos a... Los momentos despues del mencionado acto:

1. El momento mexicano: '¡Te juro que es mi primera vez!!!'
2. El momento secreto: '¡Jurame que no le vas a decir a nadie!'
3. El momento optimista: '¿Me hablas mañana?'
4. El momento adolescente: '¡Vistete, ahi vienen mis papas!!!'
5. El momento hotelero: 'Nunca habia venido a un lugar de estos...'
6. El momento viajero: '¿Cuando llega tu esposa?'
7. El momento de oficina: 'Entonces... ¿Si me va a dar el aumento?'
8. El momento higiénico: 'Pasame un Kleenex por favor'
9. El momento de duda: '¿Te veniste adentro?'
10. El momento de asombro: 'Otra vez???'
11. El momento social. '¿y tu como te llamas?'
12. el momento de negocios '¿cuanto te debo?'
13. el momento de credibilidad, 'ahora si te creo que eras virgen'
14 el momento 'guiness' 'y yo que creia que los burros la tenian grande

cortesía de Alexa vía e-mail

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Christ

Jesús

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Taken in Mexico City, Distrito Federal (my map)
Taken with a Canon EOS Digital Rebel XTi.

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Microsoft tries to eat Yahoo!

From ALT1040 I found these updates:

Yahoo refuses the offer, from $32dlls per share, they ask for $40. (spanish in ALT1040)

This response should buy some peace for Yahoo!, but Microsoft decides to rise the offer and take it with violence. (Spanish alt1040)

I wonder what has Google to say?

Ya no se que hacer conmigo - Cuarteto de Nos

Gracias a Elsa descubrí esta canción que creo que expone nuestra dualidad a lo largo de la vida.

El Cuarteto de Nos interpretando Ya no se que hacer conmigo.


Ya no se que hacer conmigo

Ya tuve que ir obligado a misa, ya toqué en el piano “Para Elisa”
ya aprendí a falsear mi sonrisa, ya caminé por la cornisa.

Ya cambié de lugar mi cama, ya hice comedia ya hice drama
Fui concreto y me fui por las ramas, ya me hice el bueno y tuve mala fama

Ya fui ético, y fui errático, ya fui escéptico y fui fanático
Ya fui abúlico, fui metódico, ya fui impúdico y fui caótico

Ya leí Artur Conan Doyle, ya me pasé de nafta a gas oil
Ya leí a Bretón y a Moliere, ya dormí en colchón y en somier

Ya me cambié el pelo de color, ya estuve en contra y estuve a favor
Lo que me daba placer ahora me da dolor, ya estuve al otro lado del mostrador

Y oigo una voz que dice sin con razón
“Vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más”
Y yo estoy cada vez más igual
Ya no se que hacer conmigo

Ya me ahogué en un vaso de agua, ya planté café en Nicaragua
Ya me fui a probar suerte a USA, ya jugué a la ruleta rusa

Ya creí en los marcianos, ya fui ovo lacto vegetariano
Sano, fui quieto y fui gitano, ya estuve tranqui y estuve hasta las manos

Hice el curso de mitología pero los dioses de mi se reían
orfebrería lo salvé raspando y el de moral lo perdí copiando

Ya probé, ya fumé, ya tomé, ya dejé, ya firmé, ya viajé, ya pegué
Ya sufrí, ya eludí, ya huí, ya asumí, ya me fui, ya volví, ya fingí, ya mentí

Y entre tantas falsedades muchas de mis mentiras ya son verdades
hice fácil adversidades, y me compliqué en las nimiedades

Y oigo una voz que dice sin con razón
“Vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más”
Y yo estoy cada vez más igual
Ya no se que hacer conmigo

Ya me hice un lifting me puse un piercing, fui a ver al dream team y no hubo feeling
me tatué al Che en una nalga, arriba de britney para que no se salga

Ya me reí y me importó un bledo de cosas y gente que ahora me dan miedo
Ayuné por causas al pedo, ya me empaché con pollo al spiedo

Ya fui al psicólogo, fui al teólogo, fui al astrólogo, fui al enólogo
ya fui alcohólico y fui lambeta, ya fui anónimo e hice dieta

Ya lancé piedras y escupitajos al lugar donde ahora trabajo
y mi legajo cuenta a destajo, que me porté bien y que ya armé relajo

Y oigo una voz que dice sin con razón
“Vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más”
Y yo estoy cada vez más igual...

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MICROSOFT: KEEP YOUR EVlL GRUBBY HANDS OFF OF OUR FLICKR


NO DEAL!, originally uploaded by Kal Ruby.



I've been on Flickr from 2003, and I love the site, I mean, Flickr loves its members and we love the site, and thinking that Microsoft could join it to its properties make me think that we all could lose a great spot for sharing pieces of our lives, because, beyond sharing pictures, we are sharing an intimate glance to our life through showing to our friends what are we seeing, and I guess if Microsoft becomes the owner, we could still post photos, but I don't like the idea of having a site like Flickr Live or something...

I guess it's the freedom we could lose with this operation, but we all lived a similar situation before when Yahoo bought Flickr, similar but totally different, because Yahoo hasn't the same ideas about the users, we know Microsoft makes life harder to those who don't like windows, like preventing the linux users to get into hotmail, and we all get into flickr from so many different OS and points of view, I can't get into the idea of getting a service focused on windows users...

However, I think we all should do something, and of course, we could express we are dissapointed with the perspective, like sharing pics on the group that titles this post, but we all could turn into services from several companies.

Example, use Gmail, yahoo mail; use another browser like firefox, opera, safari, switch from live messenger to Gtalk, skype, icq, yahoo messenger, blog in blogger, wordpress or whatever you like, but avoid to put all in hands of Microsoft. Do you need to make documents? use Google Documents, there are multiples choices web-based for everything you need, and using these services contributes to make the web easier for everyone, because they develop for the user, not for the operative system or for the captive customer. It's like using the Encarta, why should you buy an encyclopedia when you could use Wikipedia? We make the web every day, through our actions we determine how it will grow, go for the freedom path.

Do your part, defend Flickr and you right to choice, don't go for your integrated services in windows, search the web with altavista, google, yahoo, or whatever you like, but the integrated search engine with IExplorer.

These New Puritans

I love this song, it's called Elvis by These New Puritans.




Elvis, I wasn't talking about that king,
I wasn't talking about that king,
I wasn't talking about that king, or hair do's
Elvis, I wasn't talking about that king,
I wasn't talking about that king,
I wasn't talking about that king, it's confusing
Now, we're being watched by experts,
we're being watched by experts,
we're being watched by experts, we're being...
I try to blurt it out but I can't find the words
I can't find the words
I can't find the words

We're all waiting .....
and if there is a god, than he'll take me up.

Now, we're being watched by experts,
and what will happen next we have the clues...

Now, I'm gonna tell you my secrets,
I'm gona tell you my secrets,
I'm gonna tell you my secrets, I'm going...
I try to blurt it out but I can't find the words
I try to blurt it out but I can't find the words

Gmail?

Reading Bitelia, one of the great blogs from Hypertextual, I found these Gmail tools, an extensive collection for improving your Gmail experience from Mashable.

Don't miss the opportunity to find something that suits your needs and perhaps help you a lot.

For example, they have listed applications to encrypt your mail, to get email notifications on mac, windows; to turn your Gmail account into an online hard drive, to drag files into the mail, to change the skin, multiuser loggin, etc.

And looking for a tool (at bitelia too) to help me out with some issues in the Vista's IExplorer, I found IE7Pro; I installed because of the tabs tools; my web browser crashes sometimes and it's annoying to lose your current tabs so, I hope this will make my life easier.

Windows Keyboard

Have you ever wonder what is the function for each key on your keyboard?

here is the answer!, at least for windows.

seoconsultants.com

I found this because I wondered if the print screen key had more interesting features...

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Geek Test

I just made this geek test and I don't know if the questions are correctly oriented... because they should get more questions on science related subjects =D



i am an extreme geek

i love the interweb

My Flickr's Explore Photos

My explorer pics

1. Querétaro, 2. IMG_9138, 3. I'll be back soon!, 4. Popocatépetl, 5. children, 6. Canción Última, 7. my friend, 8. Merik,

9. girl, 10. lovely, 11. torre latinoamericana, 12. la "Mujer Dormida", 13. ¡Si no leo me aburro!, 14. Devoción!

Created with fd's Flickr Toys.


Thanks!

A great sunset


, originally uploaded by pAulina ♥.

Right now it's very cloudy, I think it's going to rain, and this makes me feel like running on the sand!

Of course, there's no sand here where I live, but I'll try to do it soon.

Have a nice weekend!

Crack That

Today was a very heavy day, I had an argument with my boss, I arrived late for a meeting, I suffered in the traffic jams, I had an argument woth my dad, and I had to drive for 4 hours...

I'm a man, so I have some guilty pleasures and this video gave me a big smile again for this night.

If you are underage, please don't watch it.



Crack That by Niceassu

No more Polaroid Film!

Polaroid will close its instant film factories at Mexico, Massachusetts and Netherlands and no more film will be produced.

The digital photography has killed the instant paper photo, and they are trying to reinvent the company in order to survive.

Read the complete articule @ the Washington Post.

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Last day on the job

I found this great joke in funtasticus.com, and I'd like to share it my (3) readers =D


It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.

“All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”

He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”

The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”

Giants's Superbowl XLII

This superbowl was one of the most exciting matchs I've ever seen, with no clear advantange from the favorites, the Patriots, but both playing to win and conquered with the heart by the Giants.

Look some plays on the NFL's website.



Giants vs Green Bay



The key for winning, I think this is the moment when the game was won by the giants, and doing your job, with concentration, and trusting your mates gives the victory, Manning scapes by a miracle, but then, another miracle happens!.

NFL's video.




The superbowl resume.

(all the posted videos from youtube)

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Rumblemumbles'


299.365days, originally uploaded by >rumblemumbles.

What a macro lens and a beautiful eye can acomplish.

Visit her photo stream:

Rumblemumbles